Man nipples.
Think about it for a moment...
Why do we have them?
What do they do?
They don't provide tasty treats for babies,
Nor do women (usually) find them attractive.
Sometime ringed in hair,
or lost within an unkept forest.
Hell, even on naked planes of manliness.
They sit on our chests like two useless eyes staring
Gazing at our lovers when passions pulls.
Forever unblinking, forever useless.
Maybe we have them to add character to our pecs or man boobs.
Or so our (fe)male counterparts don't feel odd or out of place.
Maybe they were our old form of a thermometer.
Yup, it's cold out. I could cut diamonds.
Again, I don't know.
But don't get me wrong,
I love my nipples, however pointless they are.
Think about it for a moment...
Why do we have them?
What do they do?
They don't provide tasty treats for babies,
Nor do women (usually) find them attractive.
Sometime ringed in hair,
or lost within an unkept forest.
Hell, even on naked planes of manliness.
They sit on our chests like two useless eyes staring
Gazing at our lovers when passions pulls.
Forever unblinking, forever useless.
Maybe we have them to add character to our pecs or man boobs.
Or so our (fe)male counterparts don't feel odd or out of place.
Maybe they were our old form of a thermometer.
Yup, it's cold out. I could cut diamonds.
Again, I don't know.
But don't get me wrong,
I love my nipples, however pointless they are.